Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.
Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?
Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh.
Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes themFavorite answer so far.
Math.
Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off
Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION. Because this is extremely important.
HEY!!!
HEYYYYYY!!!!
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing.
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs.
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls.
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”
Thiiiiiiiis is what I’m talking about
like sometimes an extreme boner can be sore, but you can go in the bathroom and deal with it yourself, or you can think about your granny’s swimsuit for ten seconds. it doesn’t actually require the intervention of another party. some guy tells you it does, dump him, block his phone and email, and warn your friends, because that guy has the date rapist mentality and who knows where he draws the line. ugh.
shout out to the ppl with penises on this post shredding this lie
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