soleminisanction:

Current list of NPCs who probably just assume that Percy & Vex are married:

• Cassandra de Rolo
• Viktor the black powder merchant 
• Anybody who saw them in the Luck’s Run casino after they got kicked out. 
• Hunin and Kyor 
• Trinket (bears have no concept of marriage, they’re clearly mates)
• Syldor
• Veloura
• and, most likely, like, half of Whitestone. Including refugees. Rumors travel fast.