socialjusticeichigo:

december-has-risen:

imaginarycircus:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

They all kind of read like weird little stories in and of themselves. HG is about an amnesia victim trying to recall the facts people have told her about herself, but which she doesn’t remember. Twilight is a love story about two mimes. And Harry Potter is the tragic story of boy whom absolutely nothing happens to.

if you read it all three horizontally it sounds like a fanfiction cross over between katniss and harry and the author is making them have a really awkward first meeting

“My name is Katniss Everdeen.” I sighed. Nothing happened. I don’t know. 

He sighed. Harry looked around. 

I shake my head. I shrugged. Harry stared. 

“I am seventeen years old.” I frowned. 

He waited. 

“My home is district 12.” 

He chuckled. Harry said nothing. 

“Now I wish I had.” I laughed. 

They looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked. He hesitates. I flinched. He looked around. 

“Something is wrong.” 

He didn’t answer. He stood up.