percyvex:

ngl my modern au vm all go the gym except for percy whos just

keyleth: percy!! come to the gym with the rest of us!!
percy: i can’t, i’m allergic.
keyleth: …to what? exercising?
percy: yeah. that.

grog and pike practically LIVE at the gym and keyleth comes in every week or so to workout with them. meanwhile u have the twins who just fucking jog laps but lbh they’re there to gossip about all the cute buff people who could break them in half.