Now, while we here at the Fandomentals like to deride The Cursed Child for the ridiculous cash grab of an unworthy contribution to the Harry Potter franchise that it is, it did offer one thing that kind of fascinates me. And that is Voldemort procreating.
Not because I give a damn about the “ship” or anything, far from it. Shipping in Harry Potter never interested me at all, and I was pretty okay with what we got. Ginny Weasley deserved a better narrative though.
Truth be told, the idea of Voldemort doing the do with anyone kind of freaks me out, and that’s before you account for power dynamics and other shit going on between him and Bellatrix. And the fact that she’s technically married? I think? Not that we get much about her husband other than a name and I think he exists peripherally for a few battles after they break out of Azkaban, but still!
Overdressed & Underappreciated 