“Or you know what?” She asked eagerly. “If you don’t want to hear
this, come down here to stop me yourself! Ha! So… Hm. Where to start?
Then again, the fact that Percy and I are getting it on all the time is
probably not news to you anyway,” she mused. “How does this whole being
dead shit work, anyway? Are you just omniscient? Do you watch us doing
it? That’s so creepy. Huh. But then I guess you already know what the
true purpose of Manners is. Or, well, not the true purpose, but what we
have repurposed it for, at least…” She giggled hysterically again. “Not
recently though because of Percy’s aforementioned trepidations. Look at
me, using big ladylike words to discuss my sex life. Amazing.
“Not
much I can scandalize you with, then,” Vex realized disappointedly.
“Dammit, this was my greatest plan yet! Who needs true resurrection when
you can just gross out someone back to life?”
Grief – Chapter 2 – Kimiko93 – Critical Role (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]
Overdressed & Underappreciated 