blackestglass:

mrandmrsvex:

Walking the streets of Ank’harel proves that Percy is yet again the most uselessly adorable noble shut-in

new headcanon: Percy literally has no sense of direction and gets lost every damn time until ranger-wife Vex catches up to him and steers him wherever they want to go in a new place.

#i like the idea that he knows how to navigate in principle#he’s studied the maps and the stars and knows how to find himself by land or by sea#but he’s also an easily flustered man who’s not always good with people and has terrible eyesight#so put him in an actual new place and he gets lost in seconds#so as usual he defers to vex to lead them where they need to go#am i suggesting that percy has a coat with the words ‘if found please return to lady vex’ahlia’ embroidered in gold lettering on the back?#maybe (via @notaficwriter)

SOMEONE PLEASE ART THAT