new conspiracy theory – taliesin jaffe is actually a black cat who was true polymorphed into a human decades ago.
evidence:
his entire Aesthetic is simultaneously goth and also geared towards maximum comfort. truly feline.
incapable of not cuddling his friends or indeed anyone who happens to sit near him
an Agent of Chaos
just seems to live in the G&S studio. like some sort of feral tomcat who kills all the mice
fascinated by cardboard boxes
uncanny resemblance to knifecat
i will accept any further evidence offered but i believe i have made my case