If you do this, I sincerely hope someone spit in your food and/or played hockey with it on the floor before serving it to you.
As someone who is a waitress (and someone with common sense) this is honestly one of the most infuriating and disrespectful things that I have ever seen.
if you do this shit, i don’t want you following me.
If you do this shit, I would personally spit in your fucking food.