Pike and Grog are the ultimate emotional drunks.

Pike: -But it’s just like, she’s so PRETTY, with like her feather and her hair-
Grog: I KNOW! I know, she’s like a bitch, but like, in like the COOLEST way-
Pike: I KNOW, and she’s really good with money-
Grog: I know, and if she gives you the eyebrow-
Pike: I know, and then she got the BROOM-
Grog: [sobbing]
Pike: But her hair…
Grog: I know! And the fur, and-
Pike: The, the best…
Grog: [blows his nose]
Pike: [blows her nose on Grog]