jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

carl-jung-lean:

stimman3000:

stimman3000:

listen. im jewish but there is one VERY good part in the new testament. & thats the fact that theres a dragon that swears

*in a dragon accent*: fuck

@xxxdragonfucker69xxx

i know ‘revelations’ was either political satire or a mushroom trip, but it’d be hilarious if it was literally true

this kaiju comes stomping up the beach swearing up a blue streak and people are like “dude listen to that motherfucker GO, we should make him our king”

how would a dragon that says ‘fuck’ be in any way worse than our current leadership

how is a beast uttering proud words and blasphemies for slightly short of 4 years any different than our current leadership