Any follower of this blog who is writing a long fic is now contractually obligated to include oral sex in chapter 69.
Note: if you have already written a fic with more than 69 published chapters, you can apply for a waiver from this requirement by documenting that the 69th chapter was published before the announcement of this policy. Nevertheless, I encourage my followers to take the necessary steps to bring their fics into compliance as soon as possible.