when ur checking for traps but ur dumbass future husband just goes ahead and sets them off and fckin kills u

notaficwriter:

gaiusthegenius:

and when ur dumbass future husband realises he just killed u

when u were gone for 30 fucking seconds and this dumbass just killed ur sister

bonus: when ur actual rl husband realises ur character just died

bonus bonus: Sam just laughing through the pain, loving the drama