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One time in like 3rd or 4th grade I remember being in religion class and all us kids started getting Existential on the poor nun teaching us and like we wouldn’t stop asking where people who aren’t catholic go when they die and she was giving us decent answers but then someone asked ‘but what happens to the atheists?!?!’ and she hesitated and in that single moment of hesitation there was a deafening boom of thunder, the sky open up and started pouring, and a huge gust of wind blew all the windows open and a girl in the back yelled “THE ATHEISTS ARE COMING!” and we all started screaming in terror and would not calm down for the rest of class and I think about it at least once a month tbh