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*at starbuck*

Caleb: *standing in a long line*

Jester: *walks up to Caleb and grabs his hand* This is crazy.

Caleb: *looks at Jester* Uh…

Jester: *looks at Caleb* You’re not my boyfriend.

Fjord: *from behind them* You’re holding the wrong hand, Jester.

Jester: You sure?

Caleb: Yeah, we’re sure.

Jester: I feel compelled to finish this Starbucks experience with you.

Caleb: I’m not paying.

Jester: Nevermind, I’m going back to my boyfriend.

Fjord: I’m not paying either.

Beau: *at the front of the line* Come hold my hand. I’ll buy you anything you want.

Jester: *goes to hold Beau’s hand* At least somebody cares about me.