So my dad got his hip replaced and had the doctor save it so he could turn it into a cane
you cannot possibly become more boss than turning your own bone into a cane
I’d say he’s pretty hip
Month: August 2018
Bots/hackers are using hacked “inactive” twitter accounts now
Wild / Old God sighting.
Everytime the internet shows me a picture of a moose next to a car i still can never comprehend how stupid big they are
This movie already is the most hilarious animated crossover ever made in history omg
harry can’t duel
harry can’t duel
harry cannot duel
he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel
even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD
Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:
“He’s Harry Potter!”
“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”
“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”
“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”
“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”
“He only ever uses one spell-”
“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. – Bruce Lee
Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”
Six words to add to your headline to immediately get my attention
This looks sooooooo good.
Okay but where is the ESSAY I NEED TO KNOW
the fic: there’s only one bed
my ass, knowing damn well they’re gonna fucking share that bed: are they gonna share the bed 👀?
Peak District, UK (by wayne slater)
Expanding Solar System
LET’S GO LESBIANS
Overdressed & Underappreciated 