wrench-wench:

soryualeksi:

gavillain:

green-tea-and-baby-carrots:

lycanthropuns:

icanhelpyouthere:

icanhelpyouthere:

Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats. 

This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck

How has nobody thought about this before tbh

Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her. 

Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge’s office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed. 

McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix. 

All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.

The mental image McGonagall lapping up that milk while full of burning hatred for Umbridge amuses me in ways I can hardly describe.

fmanime:

fmanime:

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

asoiaf fandom gothic

bitchfromtheseventhhell:

the winds of winter is still not out.  has it ever been out.  did winter ever come? is a dance with dragons real or was it just a dream?

is jaime on a redemption arc? or is it an identity arc? can his identity be redeemed? is his redemption his identity?

every character is a secret targ. YOU are a secret targ. surprise. your hair is silver. your eyes are purple. you grab cinnamon rolls from the oven without mitts because fire cannot kill a dragon.

is it about arya? is it about sansa? is it about arya and sansa? is it about neither arya nor sansa? does it ever cease. no–it can not.  it never shall.  it never will.

jaime is the valonqar.  tyrion is the valonqar.  sandor is the valonqar.  arya is the valonqar.  the valonqar is the friends we made along the way.  the valonqar is the enemies we made along the way.

gendry is still rowing.  gendry has never been in a boat.  gendry is still rowing.

daenerys is the younger more beautiful queen.  sansa is the younger more beautiful queen.  margaery is the younger more beautiful queen.  cersei is her own younger more beautiful queen.  george rr martin is the younger more beautiful queen.  

another season of game of thrones. another pre-released chapter of the winds of winter. no release date in sight.

I don’t even go here. I know, like, broad strokes over overwatch lore, have been playing the game for… three months or so, am very bad at everything, but something bothered me so much yesterday that I’m… meta’ing. Do you even do that around here?

Anyway, so, that D.Va animated short finally happened. And I loved it. But the youtube comment section sure didn’t. Which, you know, is normal, and to be expected, because I guess gamer bros are everywhere and they don’t get any more pleasant. So yeah, the short mostly showed us D.Va’s job as established so far, and yes, the guy got a bit too much spotlight for my taste. So the roughly 50% comments focusing on the guy and how we all lost another brother to the friendzone were to be expected and just worthy of rolling your eyes at, maybe.

But then people tried to rationalize their dislike. There’s nothing new in the short, D.Va has no depth or development, is a total Mary Sue because she can fix her own mech, the writing was bad and everything was sooo clichéd.

Which. I mean. You can think that. But then, when someone asked OP to name a short that ISN’T clichéd or badly written, OP named… Dragons. And. Whaaaaat.

So maybe it’s my anime background, or the above average amount of other Japanese media I have consumed over my life, but like. No. There is nothing not clichéd about two yakuza ninja brothers feuding, trying to kill each other, and one being burdened by the guilt over it and the other finding spiritual enlightenment. Well, okay, the fact that Genji was turned into a cyborg is somewhat unique to the franchise, and maybe this combination of tropes hasn’t been done quiiiite the same way before. But individually, all of these elements are… The most stereotypical kind of Japanese story you could tell a Western audience without getting into NSFW territory, and slapping a cool story about brother dragons on top of it doesn’t exactly help.

Also, I got every bit of information contained in dragons – sans the wallscroll brother dragons legend, maybe – from the game itself, too. Was the background of the Shimada brothers just not revealed when the short premiered? Remember, I’ve been in this for like 3 months. I know the basics. That’s it. But that short in particular didn’t feel like it told me anything that wasn’t available in in-game dialogue and the small blurps next to the skins in the hero gallery.

So compared to that, I feel like Shooting Star told and showed us A LOT that was not available in the game before. The MEKA squad and D.Va’s friend notwithstanding. Is D.Mon her sister, or is that just a thing they do?

Anyway, the short also established that D.Va has friends, a background with racing futuristic tech before getting her mecha, what the MEKA organization actually looks like, how current-day (…I think?) omnic attacks look, and, oh, yeah, that the MEKA squad is as much a combat unit as it is a propaganda tool to keep the public calm and that D.Va has PTSD from her work, and that her entire attitude? “Are you sure life is not a game” and so on? An act. She actually has more depth to her than being a gimmicky hot girl in a mech to appeal to the Korean fanbase.

(Someone in the comment section argued that one flashback doesn’t
mean she has PTSD but like. Dude. 7 minute short. Visual shorthand.
Every frame put in there on purpose. Things mean things.)

Like, this short kind of turned everything we knew about her upside down, didn’t it? Pretty much every quip she makes in game? Holy coping mechanisms batman. Assuming, of course, there is some sort of consistent long game going on and her dialogue was written with these motivations on the writers’ minds. And again, I am too new around here to know whether that’s how this entire shebang works or not. From what I hear, consistency is not exactly a thing between shorts and heroes and in-game information, and a lot of people are upset about that time everyone thought Mercy turned Reaper into Reaper and that it turned out to actually have been Moira and oh no how can they. So maybe this is one of those cases, maybe it isn’t.

(For the record, from what I got out of the voice lines and stuff, my take-away was that Mercy probably tried to save him after he blew up but didn’t make it/didn’t want to go there, and then Moira was like “fine, then I’ll just finish what you started” and, like, finished the job.)

(I mean can we talk about how Mercy’s and Reaper’s halloween skins reference each other?)

I mean, as mentioned before, gamer bros are everywhere and will always be rather unpleasant about these things. I’m sure the comment section on Mei’s animated short looks even worse. This just for some reason really bothered me, so yay, venting.