August 2018 – Page 33 – Overdressed & Underappreciated

Gays Nowadays don’t know about Mika, this is so sad. Alexa Play Grace Kelly

andhumanslovedstories:

Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is

My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”

criticalrole-incorrectquotes:

(Vex): this is my ex-boyfriend Percy.

(Percy): I told you to stop introducing me like that!

(Percy): I’m her husband.

molliedmauk:

hot take

quietlyglittering:

yidquotes:

nerdyqueerandjewish:

All Star translated into Aramaic translated back to English

Translated back is WAY better than the actual song.

This is biblical

redski:

daddywhorebucks:

johnthedragon:

savannahlemur:

No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊

HOW CAN SOMETHING BE THIS CUTE

What a unique dog

@beautysnake

synebluetoo:

peppypear:

things got analytical in the discord channel

I have been snickering at my desk for ten minutes reading this.

tilthat:

TIL In the late 70’s, in protest of homosexuality being classified as an illness in Sweden, Swedes called in sick for work with a case of “feeling a bit homosexual”

via reddit.com

herhighness-thequeenofhearts:

Warden: Ah, here’s someone who wants to kill me

Warden: It’d be a shame if someone were to…

Warden: Recruit them

sparrow-and-nightingale-221b:

ughsos:

in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

this is violently beautiful