August 2018 – Page 38 – Overdressed & Underappreciated

crimjims:

delta-alpha:

dintix:

And then Satan said… “Put the alphabet in math”.

Not again, Satan

And then humanity put the greek alphabet in math too.

And even Satan raised an eyebrow and left to study art.

decalexas:

this isn’t a particularly hot new take, but it’s pretty fucked up how women are supposed to “just give him a chance” when a guy she isn’t sexually attracted to is interested in her, meanwhile men will treat women that they find unattractive as essentially worthless!

tuffgreg:

rolodextra:

tuffgreg:

god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it

one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them

this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful

scribblygryphon:

tehfuckign:

candypinkcocks:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

amithereal:

grimbark-entity:

horatioandalice:

birdsbirds:

deviantbirds:

What is going on here??

birds
birds is what is going on

WIGGLY OWLS

[OWL INTENSIFIES]

WHAT IS ON THAT PHONE

I found it.

THIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I IMAGINED

if you can’t click the link:

Best quality: Their wiggles

sockablock:

Trinket refers to Percy as “papa-in-law” and it warms my cold cold heart like the sun

copperbadge:

mia7437:

loosellps:

asynca:

The Scottish Widows ads are next level

What service does this company offer???????

TBH it doesn’t matter what service they offer. I’m just assuming it’s a front for a network of hitmen.

holy shit it’s a life insurance and pensions company

I assumed it was a historical drama about the Scottish nobility and now I’m very disappointed I can’t illegally download and watch it.

canvasprettyboy:

new metric for your personality as an adult = what you named your most iconic stuffed animal as a kid

that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat:

bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute

i saw one and nearly shat myself thinking it was a fairy

I can’t believe ‘slap the horse and hope for the best’ is your plan here.

(via outofcontextdnd)

jemariel:

just-briannaness:

I wish that at the end of a fic Ao3 would give you links to similar fics

I too hate sleeping and would like to never do it again