today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.
My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:
“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.
“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.
“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”
“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents
My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.
Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.
Carrie Fisher reciting the “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi” speech through the years
“What’s interesting, is that when you get Carrie going she still remembers all the lines from the old films” – Oscar Isaac, in the video tribute to Carrie Fisher from SWCO [x]
what if we accelerated both popes to a substantial fraction of lightspeed and collided them together, that would reveal valuable information about their internal structure
The God Particle
They tried that a couple of times in the middle ages, but all they got was a schism and a standard pope-antipope pair
Overdressed & Underappreciated 