notaficwriter:

from a fundamental standpoint, i refuse to believe that percival de rolo, whose response to seeing vex upset was to drop all of his defenses so quickly they made an audible clattering sound as they scattered all over the floor like so many pots and pans, has any capacity of being the stern parent.

if one of his and vex’s kids as much as sniffles and makes sad eyes in his direction, this man would dissolve into dust.

#percy de rolo#percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo III has never said ‘no’ to his wife ever in his life#i refuse to believe he has even a quarter of a spine when it comes to doling out discipline#if
it wasn’t for Stern Aunt Cass and vex’s ability to put her foot down
when it counts the quarter-elves would be spoiled rotten#he is useless#do not ask him to be tough with them he will cry

by OP