torkantos:

captain-snark:

aquamage97:

that-twink-over-there:

iasus:

Straight men really are hopeless

Wow. That’s a lot to unbox. You a) assumed he was straight, which is fair statically speaking. But he’s also hopeless. What does that even mean? Does heterosexuality intrinsically decrease competence?

Yes.

As an ex-straight man i can confirm i could do nothing until i first sucked dick