I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

mishasminions:

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

• be in a shampoo commercial

• start a boy band:

• spot some choice booty:

• break into song:

• see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

• attend a metal show:

• listen to some sick jams:

• discover zombieism:

• sample some tasty snacks:

• watch someone get burned bad:

• find something you really like:

• find something you really, really like:

• find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

• and wonder if you left the stove on:

THIS POST HAD ME AT SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL