remember grog ‘the token straight’ strongjaw’s endless string of homoerotic competitive crushes on any buff dude with a strength proficiency and also that time he had a threesome with scanlan
“no one would ever know. it could just be us.” -grog strongjaw, token straight, to scanlan and vex.
“and then we’d kill vex,” grog continues, planning for the end of the world.
“FINALLY” says grog when scan says how about a ride
“The cube is always welcome” says grog when scanlan asks to mount him
Grog seeing Kern after their
hookupfight and acting like an awkward ex-lover, including starstruck look (“what… what’re you doing here?” “…i live here”)