barredandboujee:

Hey you

Do you live in (or want to live in) New York?

Do you want to live in New York with me?

Look at this kitchen

How bout the bathroom

Or the bedroom that could be yours (with a heat/AC unit on the left there that you can control)

Come live with me in Queens for $1038/mo plus utilities

I’m friendly

I can cook

I’m easy to live with

All I need from you is to pay rent and not be a racist/other assorted bigot

The bar is on the floor!

Also there’s a laundryroom in the building, and my apartment is wheelchair accessible

Come to me my child

Message me #onhere or e-mail me via Craigslist for more deets

Hi hello yes, dear followers, really cool and fun person here. We met
for lunch once, I can confirm she’s not a serial killer. Or at least
she wasn’t 4 years ago.

If y’all wanna live in New York, give her a shot!