accio-shitpost:

so, in the harry potter books, we know that harry’s neighbour is a squib called mrs figg, but there never seems to be any mention of a mr figg. so i propose a theory. harry is faceblind and there are two mrs figgs

evidence for this theory:

• harry is incredibly unobservant
• they own lots of cats
• she’s on good terms with dumbledore, another Known Gay™
• she has absolutely ZERO problem with straight-up lying to the government