Mercer: I’ve been at the tables growing up with, like, you know, the… the… and I use the term respectfully, toolbag players, that
Mercer, in a skeezy, macho tone: wanna roll to see how long they laaaaast. And like, Oh man, make a cons-
Mercer, in his normal voice: Like Travis said, “a constitution save?” And I was like, “Ehhhhhh.” You’re joking about that because you haven’t really had to do that in a game before, I’ve been in a game where players have wanted to do that, and it’s really uncomfortable for everyone at the table.
Brian: No, that just means they’re not getting enough action off-table.
Mercer: That’s kinda the thing, because to me, it’s an indicator of, once again, an extended fantasy. [chuckles] You know, like, “Oh man I wanna see how well I do in bed,” and it’s like, [pitying] “Ohh buddy. I guess this is.. where you have to.. play out those fantasies.”
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