MATT: *delivers the Rakshasa plot twist/cliffhanger*
EVERYONE: *screams*
LAURA: Why does it always leave off when [Vax] is about to get killed?
MARISHA: Right! Why is it always you?
SAM: Because he’s ALWAYS about to die.
TALIESIN: Because he runs into all the rooms first and he makes out with everybody. That’s why it happens. He runs into the rooms first and he puts his tongue in exciting places. I’m not yelling at you, I’m envious.
[Critical Role C1E57, “Duskmeadow”]