dinah-lance:

You see hundreds of hundreds of these tiny jellyfish below the surface that are giving this faint kinda bioluminescent blues and pinks, and a variety of colors in that kinda pastel spectrum, as they kinda just pass onto the waves as you move by. And you look out beyond that, and you can see a few more. And for the next hour or so, you just kinda look over the water and past by these beautiful little beacons of color in the middle of this dark black ocean.

peeniss-everlark-forever:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

tentadog:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

tentadog:

ok all drama involving jk rowling and nagini being a fuckin person and shit aside

yall know milking snakes is not. milking their fucking snake titties. right

you guys know snakes don’t have tiddies… . . right

YALL

YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT? YOU KNOW MILKING A SNAKE MEANS TO EXTRACT THEIR VENOM 

RIGHT?

I thought about venom extraction when I was reading the book ad a child too, but unfortunately there exists a planned illustration that shows babyfied Voldemort sucking on a snake tit.

THERE’S AN ILLUSTRATION OF W H A T

I found it on internet some time ago. It was supposted to go with illustrated version of Goblet of Fire.

This is the worst fucking image I have ever seen in my entire life please kill me (NSFW for snake titties)

y’know, i never really took that phrase “ every day we drift further from god’s light “ seriously. But guess what, today is the day that i start doing that.

because i’m sure god is looking down at us full of shame