Stop saying the dwarves of Khazad Dum ‘dug too greedily and too deep’ DWARVES DIG. IT’S WHAT THEY DO. I did’t see any of you popping over to let Durin VI know that he’s on top of a Balrog, how was anyone supposed to know! Saying it was ‘too deep’ or ‘too greedy’ is just Sindar propaganda, as if yall weren’t super content to sit pretty and huff weed in Menegroth while everyone else did the heavy lifting. Maybe if you’d done ANYTHING during the first age there wouldn’t BE a balrog under there in the fIRST PLACE!!! EVER THINK OF THAT? CELEBORN?
Dwarves were CREATED by the god who MADE mountains to DIG in those mountains! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Also mithril was in high demand by other races at the time and they didn’t seem to be in any rush to tell the Dwarves to stop mining it…
I mean, I for one can’t wait for the reveal that crookshanks was a sexy immortal catboy all along.
…that Nagini was actually some cursed human woman all along, and that Voldemort kept a cursed human woman as his pet and companion, and that Neville beheaded a human woman, and that even though the snake got better treatment from and was closer to Voldemort than literally anyone else, Bellatrix is still his baby mama?
Like. Don’t get me wrong. All of this is dumb and unnecessary. But like. I’d buy the snake lady being his baby mama before I buy that Hermione was tortured by a 36 weeks pregnant Bellatrix without noticing that in the slightest. And yes, keeping a human woman as a pet snake and then also fucking her makes the situation a LOT grosser, but if you decide to be gross, COMMIT, DAMMIT.
But no. No commitment. No continuity. Just a sexy Asian lady for the Fantastic Beasts movie, apparently. Lovely.
jk rowling making nagini an asian woman in canon is really sending me. you made this asian lady the pet of a nazi inspired character and then had her beheaded by some cracker boy i-
You are Superman, aren’t you? Lois, look, we’ve been through these hallucinations of yours before. Can’t you see what you almost did? Throwing yourself off a building 30 stories high? Can’t you see what a tragic mistake you almost made? I made a mistake? I made a mistake because I risked my life instead of yours. Lois! Don’t be insane! And don’t fall down ‘cause you’re just going to have to get up again! Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (2006)
This scene features one of the best things about Chris Reeve’s portrayal, which is that he physicalized his different choices between playing Clark and Superman. Like, look at the difference:
He could go from Rick Moranis to Chris Evans with just his posture. It’s like his glasses are weighing his entire body down. Here it is, in motion: