‘bathilda bagshot’ luring harry into her house and refusing to speak to him until hermione was gone, banking on the fact that he wouldn’t notice that he was speaking parseltongue, was a brilliant way to weaponise harry potter’s ridiculous obliviousness to everything that is happening to him
A later monarch, Tyrion II, was known as the Tormentor. Though a strong king, famed for prowess with his battle-axe, his true delight was torture, and it was whispered of him that he desired no woman unless he first made her bleed.
– The Westerlands, TWoIaF
Surprise surprise, Tywin named Tyrion intending to hurt.
cheddar biscuit is going to be so proud when i tell her how many notes her pictures have
Wait. Wait…
Her name is Cheddar Biscuit????
That is so perfect. I might have to lie down for a week.
every day when my dad comes home from work he feeds her pieces of ham. incidentally, she has a weird squeaky gravelly little meow, so it kind of sounds like she’s shouting “ham?! ham?!” whenever he comes home she runs to the door and shouts “haaaaaam?!” and it’s the best thing
theres an entire subculture on youtube with cocky middle aged adults using some uninterestingly designed persona talking sprite that they commissioned some artist on deviantart for, and use them to make “rant videos” and talking about shit absolutely no one cares about and they are the most boring things on youtube with a huge following
and they’re always videos like this like watch out this talking drawing is going to pwn feminists with his epic ideas for 12 minutes