werbly:

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

bluejettyy:

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

teddytrumpet:

saiyanshewolf:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

squeeful:

optimysticals:

kilomonster:

lepetitdragon:

princeofbellehair:

ithelpstodream:

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson has a tiny puppy named Asterix and it’s amazing.

whoever did this, thank you.

I am all about this…

What makes this even better is the photo of him with his brothers:

HOW THE FUCK IS HE THE SMALL ONE?!?!

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson and his family are why people used to fear Scandinavians. Holy Shit.

HE’S SIX FOOT NINE AND HE’S THE SMALL ONE

He is also one of the strongest men in the world

6′9″ AND IS STILL THE SHORT ONE!

Scandinavia, home of giants

trilllizard666:

cicadinae:

breelandwalker:

snkfan:

myallyistheforce:

Cats do this because its a hunting instinct to snap the neck of their prey.

*the more you know*

It’s a murderer instinct but holy shit it’s so cute.

Fun Fact: The little shaking move they do when they pick up toys in their mouths is the one for snapping necks.

This one’s actually for disemboweling. And it’s adorable.

The cutest murder machines ever.

House Cats: *do motions that are intended to kill, maim, and mutilate food, rivals, and predators*

Humans, shoving their faces directly into what would kill a smaller animal: hahahaha aren’t you adorable!

technoturian:

meatcreeps:

meatcreeps:

how fucking dumb do they think we are

maybe one rapist coming back to the limelight is a “second chance” but four in a month is a cynical, desperate industry trying to make its money back on bad investments. there was no specific event that prompted companies to ask any of them back, they just waited a calculated amount of time for the news cycle to move on in the hopes that we would all forget that these dweebs have done some sociopathic serial killer shit

But go on and tell me how #MeToo has “gone too far” and is “ruining lives”. When abusers get what constitutes a ‘time out’ and then everything is wiped clean. And some, like wife-beater Johnny Depp and groper-slash-apologist Ben Affleck don’t even have to worry about that much accountability, they were right onto their next blockbuster movie. Looks like the corner of the rug got pulled up for a moment but they’re doing their best to set it back down again.