Author: vohalika

blowjobhorseman:

blowjobhorseman:

blowjobhorseman:

I know this isn’t Bojack related, but recently instead of turning men down by saying “no, thank you”, I experimented with saying “I’m engaged” and flashing a ring instead.
Needless to say, I am not engaged. It still worked better than just saying “no”, but then came questions like “so where is your fiancé?” and “he let you go out by yourself looking like that?” or just remaining persistent in asking for my number.
So I went into my closet, and pulled out a fiancé.
Now when I turn men down and they need further proof, they can know that I would rather lug around a 5 foot tall plastic skeleton to Steak n Shake and fake a proposal than give them my number.

His name is Braunschweiger Last-Name and I think I’m going to take his last name.

Update: the wedding was beautiful

alliecatstrophe:

Hey so not only do D.va and D.mon have matching names

But it’s because they were in the same esports team before joining the MEKA program together

And not only that but their rooms are right next to each other

And so are their beanbag chairs

Anyway they’re girlfriends confirmed thanks for coming to my Ted talk

(P.S. They’re not sisters, Yuna’s last name is Lee and Chu confirmed they’re not related.)

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We know she’s just mad cause they have more melanin than she’s used to seeing

Lol I used to work at target and know for a fact that that’s literally one aisle sandwiched between several containing several an array of bland white dolls why would you fake a struggle like this?? It’s so flawed 😩😂

^^^^^^^

White girls are so pathetic

And…there’s absolutely no reason she couldn’t’ve bought one of those for her cousin, anyway? (I mean, no reason beyond “that cousin is probably being raised just like her and would do terrible things to the doll”)

i found this post on facebook this morning and went to My Generation to tally their dolls by skin color just to see how absolutely out of proportion the OP was blowing things.

they have 106 dolls total on target’s website. 87 of these dolls are white. 46 of those white dolls are blonde. counting all their total dolls of color, you get 19 (and that’s being generous and tallying any exceptionally tan ones). only one of these dolls resembles someone east asian.

so yeah, this lady only found 8 dolls (two of which are from seperate brands) and she’s still steamed when the brand she was looking at has 87 white dolls for her racist ass to choose from.

It got better!

“I’m only 19…”

91% said NO redemption for you

As usual for this era, I am disgusted but not at all surprised.

Link to the full article.

I know the internet likes to make fun of Buzzfeed a lot, but come on, they do some good work.

this whole post was a fucking ride

Uhh what the fuck

Let’s just delete the internet