astronomyblog:

Expanding Solar System

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LET’S GO LESBIANS

your presence on this planet is so welcome. i hope you never feel left out or abandoned. i wish nothing but a life full of peace. may you always feel a sense of contentment and joy. you are worthy of good, may you always find it when you need it.

wrench-wench:

soryualeksi:

gavillain:

green-tea-and-baby-carrots:

lycanthropuns:

icanhelpyouthere:

icanhelpyouthere:

Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats.

This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck

How has nobody thought about this before tbh

Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her.

Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge’s office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed.

McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix.

All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.

The mental image McGonagall lapping up that milk while full of burning hatred for Umbridge amuses me in ways I can hardly describe.

thriveworks:

Tweets from Parents (see 15 more)

onlyawfulrpgideas:

Reblog if you’re a European Critter!

Someone told me that there aren’t that many by comparison to the US?? Can’t be right? Surely?

fmanime:

fmanime:

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

pastellieria:

vexahliaderolo:

EPISODE 115

→ vex and percy have a heart to heart

bixbiboom:

There has never been a more accurate description of Taliesin Axelrod Jaffe

and Matt agrees.

asoiaf fandom gothic

bitchfromtheseventhhell:

the winds of winter is still not out. has it ever been out. did winter ever come? is a dance with dragons real or was it just a dream?

is jaime on a redemption arc? or is it an identity arc? can his identity be redeemed? is his redemption his identity?

every character is a secret targ. YOU are a secret targ. surprise. your hair is silver. your eyes are purple. you grab cinnamon rolls from the oven without mitts because fire cannot kill a dragon.

is it about arya? is it about sansa? is it about arya and sansa? is it about neither arya nor sansa? does it ever cease. no–it can not. it never shall. it never will.

jaime is the valonqar. tyrion is the valonqar. sandor is the valonqar. arya is the valonqar. the valonqar is the friends we made along the way. the valonqar is the enemies we made along the way.

gendry is still rowing. gendry has never been in a boat. gendry is still rowing.

daenerys is the younger more beautiful queen. sansa is the younger more beautiful queen. margaery is the younger more beautiful queen. cersei is her own younger more beautiful queen. george rr martin is the younger more beautiful queen.

another season of game of thrones. another pre-released chapter of the winds of winter. no release date in sight.