bravadopinfire:

ruphobic:

ruphobic:

ruphobic:

at this wedding as a bridesmaid its actually very beautiful. im gonna ask the waiter what he thinks hold on

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO this waiter off his shits he has the real tea on the bride if anyone heard him hes SO fucked

oh fuck

Y’all mind if I chime in?

frowningfoxbones:

A Blood Mage goblin, or a “Hemogoblin”, if you will.

god dammit it was going so well why did you have to do this whyyyyy

we-are-rogue:

MATT: *delivers the Rakshasa plot twist/cliffhanger*

EVERYONE: *screams*

LAURA: Why does it always leave off when [Vax] is about to get killed?

MARISHA: Right! Why is it always you?

SAM: Because he’s ALWAYS about to die.

TALIESIN: Because he runs into all the rooms first and he makes out with everybody. That’s why it happens. He runs into the rooms first and he puts his tongue in exciting places. I’m not yelling at you, I’m envious.

[Critical Role C1E57, “Duskmeadow”]

Alright, hivemind, send me your favorite slow burns. Can end in smut. I don’t even really care about the fandom, as long as no real people are involved. I consider members of Korean boy bands to be real people.

Oh yeah, only finished stuff please. No ABO or scat or dub-con. Slightly kinky is okay.

…wow now this sounds like some kind of kink meme prompt

xiaodiyo:

my phone: Storage Almost Full 

me: be quiet