“I’ll look up and point above the stern of the ship where Vera is, and my eyes will roll back, and I’ll say, [demonic voice] ‘BALGURA,’ and I will Summon Greater Demon, and I’m gonna drop a balgura right on Vera’s fuckin head.”

_bonus:

corvell:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

barredandboujee:

-teesa-:

1.7.15

Hasan Minhaj speaks with Lloyd Pendleton, director of the Homeless Task Force.

“We have reduced our chronic homeless count by 72% since 2005.”

Even if morality somehow doesn’t convince you, the bottom line should

slartibartfastibast:

An angsty Adora & Shadow Weaver idea in five parts

a-dauntless-daffodil:

Or, i tie a bunch of stuff together bc i like to feel pain sometimes even and especially when the thing causing me pain almost certainly isn’t canon, yay!

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Point One – Exploring Shadow Weaver’s room as kids

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Catra is curious

Running around, getting a good look at the Black Garnet, poking at it. This room is fascinating to her and even after getting zapped by the Garnet she just stands there sucking on the finger, doesn’t hunch down or look particularly worried

The one who says that maybe they should leave? Is stammering as she says it?

Adora

And Adora is scared

Keep reading

dr-kara:

omg

iccara:

You’re in deep.
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arashi500:

helioscentrifuge:

jayunderscore:

I’m not even a manga fan and this really hit me in the feels.

#WHAT IS THIS SHIT #DID GOKU GIVE BIRTH TO NARUTO AND LUFFY
Akira Toriyama, the creator of Dragonball Z, was a huge mentor and friend to the creators of One Piece, Naruto, and Bleach. This is a callback to a recurring concept in Naruto, where a photo is shown of a much older master with their three students, all of whom are now masters of their own right teaching their own new team of students.

This makes me smile

disasterjones:

Mercer: I’ve been at the tables growing up with, like, you know, the… the… and I use the term respectfully, toolbag players, that

Mercer, in a skeezy, macho tone: wanna roll to see how long they laaaaast. And like, Oh man, make a cons-

Mercer, in his normal voice: Like Travis said, “a constitution save?” And I was like, “Ehhhhhh.” You’re joking about that because you haven’t really had to do that in a game before, I’ve been in a game where players have wanted to do that, and it’s really uncomfortable for everyone at the table.

Brian: No, that just means they’re not getting enough action off-table.

Mercer: That’s kinda the thing, because to me, it’s an indicator of, once again, an extended fantasy. [chuckles] You know, like, “Oh man I wanna see how well I do in bed,” and it’s like, [pitying] “Ohh buddy. I guess this is.. where you have to.. play out those fantasies.”

_bonus:

marisha here for the tea

repersonalize:

desert-red:

armedandgayngerous:

tilthat:

TIL a local fisherman in Costa Rica nursed a crocodile back to health after it had being shot in the head, and released the reptile back to its home. The next day, the man discovered “Pocho” had followed him home and was sleeping on the mans porch. For 20 years Pocho became part of the mans family

via reddit.com

dog

Lizard brain was shot. Dog brain activated.

if you guys look it up there’s pictures of them like wrestling and hanging out and just generally being good ol boys who love each other and it’s really cute