brozzzer:

Has this been done yet?

If not, there you go.

It took me a while to do this pls appreciate my effort, thanks

6oys:

⬆️ this cat is gay

pylertalma:

morthils:

ego-ann-16:

addranaintominecraft2k18:

inlovewithmakeupcomicsanimelove:

likeful:

epicghostdragon:

likeful:

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

What the FUCK are you talking about

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

What

Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods

cis dude giving period advice: did u kno they make products you can wear that will absorb the blood? you should really look into that

“i was emotionally close with a woman”

homotologist:

itsaroosterteeththing:

mochachocolatteyaya:

That’s all you need

Piss off a short person and you’ll see

yourshipisfine:

haedonistic:

a-rinna:

my favorite thing about all this ao3 discourse are all these people going “we don’t care what you write sweatie we just want you to write it somewhere else, why can’t you go make an archive of your own to post all your nasty fics on?” because the level of ignorance in basic fandom history shown right there is just astounding.

y’all realize that nasty fic writers already did that, right?

y’all realize we already made our own archive to post what we want without fear of another strike-through happening to us, right?

y’all realize that archive we made is literally ao3, right????

by demanding that the people who ao3 was l i t e r a l l y made by and for stop using the site and go somewhere else you’re pretty much performing the fandom equivalent of being invited into someone’s house and then five minutes into the visit screaming at them to get out of your home and find somewhere new to live. 

that is what y’all sound like.

#i mean i know they don’t realize it because that would require them to have self awareness #but i’m just saying #if you hate the site that much??? leave? #i literally don’t understand how you can claim to be so morally and ethically opposed to a site #and an organization and yet #continue to support them when it is WELL within your power to stop doing that #if i actually believed any of the shit these people said about ao3? i wouldn’t use this site point fucking blank #if they were guilty of the shit these antis claim they are? #you could not pay me to use ao3 #but y’all apparently have such strong moral convictions about this and yet… #you’re willing to compromise them for what? access to fic? #you claim this site literally facilitates the abuse of children but #your need for fic is prioritized over that? #i don’t get that mindset AT ALL #i don’t get how you can ACTUALLY believe even half of what y’all are saying about ao3 #and continue to use the site #i sure as fuck would not be able to

Exhibit no 5786737 in the ‘a lot of these people don’t actually believe the majority of the shit they spew, they just fling fuckery at the wall until something sticks’ collection. They crave social power, they’re obsessed with getting their hands on it – and the easiest way to do it, they’ve found, it to bully other marginalized people out of fandoms and take over entire social-spaces with their unhinged shrieking. Most of their accusations are purely the method through which they accomplish that.

Have antis made their own fanfic archive yet?

What’s stopping them, apart from them being lazy and how they’d rather yell at others instead of doing something productive?

out-there-on-the-maroon:

prokopetz:

Alternative to the tired old wizard-with-a-sugar-daddy interpretation of the patron/warlock relationship in Dungeons & Dragons:

• Clueless boss and long-suffering employee, whose powers are basically the magical equivalent of pilfering office supplies for personal use
• Scheming master and duplicitous apprentice who are totally open about their loathing for each other and are keen to see who betrays whom first
• Bureaucratic devil and soul-peddling diabolist with a contract a mile long, each honestly believing they’re getting the better of the other
• Glowering quartermaster and loose-cannon operative, whose record for getting results just barely justifies the expense of employing them
• Indifferent parent who pays their estranged offspring’s allowance like clockwork but otherwise prefers to deal with them as little as possible
• Vast, slumbering god-monster and amoral parabiologist who knows which spots to poke with a stick to provoke particular autonomic responses

That last one has so much appeal omg that’s brilliant. 

theuselesspotoo:

Each Dragon Age protagonist summed up for your pleasure

Hero of Ferelden: One-tank army. Unofficial camp counselor who will make you get along or they’re going to turn this whole army around so help me– Eternally Sighing. Everyone is terrified of them (doesn’t matter if they’re dead, people don’t believe it. And are still scared.) Probably definitely fought a spirit with their bare hands. Loves their dog more than you.

Hawke: Literal definition of a walking disaster. Can’t make it five feet before they trip over someone else’s problems. Proudest Big Sibling™. Would probably have been in less trouble if they’d stayed home for once in their goddamn lives. Has definitely heard “…who haven’t you slept with, Hawke?” at some point. Accidental spark in a city full of dried tinder. Knows they don’t deserve the friends they have; loves them regardless. B I C O N

Inquisitor: *survives an explosion that rips dimensions apart* *walks out* “I’m the what of the who now?” Definitely Did Not Ask for This Shit. Definitely got lost in the Hinterlands at least twice and no they don’t want to talk about it. Walking embodiment of the I need an adult oh shit I’m the adult meme. Certified World Leader Hand-Holder. Sighs every time Andraste is mentioned. “Oshit I have a horse?” Surrounded by too many fuckable people. Is going to need therapy once all is said and done. No puns about the arm, please.