itscalledetiquettedarling:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I played Sharpay in my school’s production of High School Musical (I’m a 6ft tall guy) and I shared the part with this girl who looked nothing like Sharpay either. Instead of having one of us play Sharpay the first night and the other one play it the following night, the first person would run off in the middle of the scene and the other one of us would run on the stage and finish the scene. Also, all the costumes were only in her size.

nothing saddened me more than reading what blog this came from

soundssimpleright:

bethanyactually:

brainstatic:

We have an update 

there’s more!

Pieter Hanson’s original tweet 

donate to the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society

donate to Make-A-Wish

Force people to look at your cats and suggest they donate to charity: This guy is using his 15 minutes correctly

yashas-strong-arms:

believing-in-theperksofbeingme:

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

awordwasthebeginning:

wtffanfiction-de:

Fandom: Harry Potter

“"Was…“, einen Augenblick schienen der dunkle Lord vor Entrüstung die Worte zu fehlen.
“Was ich mich so ufrege!?“

Woisch, Wurmschwanz, du soddsch au emal so an Seidebacher Müsli essen. Des dued au deiner Verdauung gut. Seitenbacher Todesser Müsli – jetzt mit Knochensplittern. Seitenbacher Müsli – des Müsli von Seitenbacher.

Du bisch ä Zauberer, Harald.

@fandomlaboratory @je-mochi @givetaylorandbrendonacookie

hold the fuck up, yall call him wormdick?

@yashas-strong-arms dear, Schwanz means both tail and dick. In this case, it’s a literal translation. And he got off way more literal than James and Sirius did. They’re like, Crown and Paw.

priestessamy:

the-real-ted-cruz:

multiplegenredisorder:

martunamajor:

unlimitedtrashworks:

legalizevore:

my dad guillermo laying it out

His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving

shit how did I completely miss the point of this part

Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.

what level of woke

Guillermo del Toro is a fucking artist and he knows what he’s doing. I love that man