lnalovegd:

fleetwoodbrak:

Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk

this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

davvvd:

Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.

spocksplum:

chiefguideandcentre:

sufganiyotdyke:

culturenlifestyle:

These alarming and quirky yearbook quotes are found inside Spokane High’s Class of 19111, which include some pretty bizarre ambitions. Some of them include “ambitions” of murdering the faculty and marrying a dwarf. Take a look at their perplexing words below.

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this is wonderful but i urge everybody to check out the original for more gems such as

its refreshing to know that we were and will always be little shits

Let 👏 Alice 👏 Winslow 👏 Rest 👏

symmetraismygf:

if you play healer no one will tank if you tank no one will heal if you dps someone will get on mic and hold you specifically personally responsible for the lack of tanks and healers and that’s called the Kaplan Triangle

guy-with-the-golden-pun:

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

scotchtapeofficial:

embalm:

Me, to a waiter at a 5 star restaurant: please tell the chef that if I could, I would be kin with this pasta

the waiter returning five minutes later: the op says feel free to tag as kin.