Overdressed & Underappreciated

1-800-lonely-boy:

you are my peach, you are my plum

this post was in my dream last night

Base your world map on one or more of the Pokemon world regions. See how long it takes your players to notice.

yarrilone:

ink-the-cryptid:

excalibelle:

hot take: the problem isnt the manic pixie dream girl. its the boring ass moody emotional leech guy she always gets paired with. we need more manic pixie dream characters. just give them partners who are as great as them or let them be happy alone! no more smart, beautiful, optimistic, kind girls getting paired with actual mosquitoes of men!

Also: make some manic pixie dream boys. If I wanna see romance maybe I wanna see a giddy boy full of positive energy who tells you fun facts about the constellations. Stop teaching boys they have to be moody and sad and they have to find salvation in a dream girl, this is how you breed Bad Men.

I thought about this for a while and I’ve only ever been able to identify one manic pixie dream guy and it’s buddy the elf from elf and I don’t know what to think about that.

and his romantic partner is Zooey Deschanel…….how the turns have tabled……

notsoelephantirrelephant:

archaeo-geek:

sleeping-out-of-tune:

rugelachs:

straight culture was decimated by this video

I’m the gay showing up to disrespect the troops

I lost it at “the Needle-dick’s parabola.”

The split second shot of them screaming in the forest is me as FUCK

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

shitposting-extraordinaire:

peggle2:

bogleech:

glutko:

The largest cockroach ever is named Megalovania LongPenis

seriously though they’re gorgeous

ladies and gentlemen we have finally found Papa Roach

this post is a fuckin three hit combo

lesbianvenom:

my friend’s sister is an animal behavioralist and said that the reason aren’t many lesbian penguins because girl penguins don’t traditionally do mating rituals and just wait for their mates to come to them so really there’s no difference between lesbian penguins and lesbian humans

stay-myheartbeatsforlove:

jin-hikari:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

cloudfreed:

onawhirlwind:

princessofpop:

“Pokémom”

Britney omg why

this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

a-birates-life-for-me:

spiroandthelacktones:

geiji:

thicc-waifu:

tilthat:

TIL Prisencolinensinainciusol was an Italian No. 1 pop hit written in fake American English. This is what English sounds like to foreigners. [4:02]

via reddit.com

This is EXACTLY what having adhd/apd is like. This is what words sound like to me

holdmecloseandfast:

keplercryptids:

thetumblrofrassilon:

operativesurprise:

keplercryptids:

keplercryptids:

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books

me: yeah i know, they’re all primary colors, it’s perfect

him: [self-destructs]

You’re a monster

As a former bookstore employee, this hurts my soul. I mean, sure it looks nice, but how do you find anything?

it has occurred me during this process that apparently not everyone thinks about books by what color they are? like, literally when i’m looking for a book, i picture it in my mind. i have a very…tactile experience with the books i read and idk! i thought everyone did that lol.

my partner was like “how will i find [this book] for instance” and i replied “easy, it’s purple” and he looked at me like i was a witch.

OP your brain is neat and I love you for it you funky little color-coded cupcake. But you’re still a monster.

auntie-edna:

I shouldn’t have kept things from you, hidden my shoes, turned down jobs, charity work, worrying that it might make you feel lesser than. But let’s be clear, the problem with our marriage isn’t my family’s money, it’s that you’re a coward.
Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu