animatedamerican:

jumpingjacktrash:

copperbadge:

I’m working on an audio transcript using voice recognition technology, and this gentleman has a very nice accent, but when he says “got” the word is often noted down as “God”.

We don’t know what God tested and what God registered as true or untrue. 

We don’t know what God entered into the code since the last time we tested. 

We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored.

Now we know what God changed, but we don’t have a record of what God approved. 

“We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored.“

voice recognition theology

the-real-rg:

the-real-rg:

Me: Okay! Here’s that death scene we planned!

My character, who was created for the express purpose of dying and has now decided Not To: bold of you to assume I can die

My favourite thing about this post is how everyone is using it to

1. Call themselves out

2. Call that character out

3. Call THEIR FRIENDS OUT

No one is innocent. Everyone is guilty. The character still isn’t dead

Look, first she came to me IN MY DREAMS to tell me she needs another six months before she dies. Then @notaficwriter acted all appalled that I’m still going to kill her, even if it is at a later point. And I haven’t decided not to yet – I’m just entertaining the possibility she might not have to die…

rad-roach:

God I love crocs and their entire family tree so much. These are animals that have remained virtually the same for millions of years-pretty much as close to “perfect” as you can get in nature-and this highly optimized body plan is just. A fat sausage with a mouth at one end and chubby baby arms.

This is what peak performance looks like.

littleboatfullofwater:

vohalika:

“
Hi Jana,

All orders made from the UK
store will arrive much quicker than the US store. International orders
from the US can take up to 4 weeks to receive. Additionally, we can’t
guarantee that the order will not get delayed in customs and potentially
be subject to charges. Depending where you are in Europe it might make
sense to order from the US store if you’re willing to wait. Let us know
if you have any other questions.

Best,
Ed

“

So the $35 that they charge more for the UK book is, essentially, paying for faster and more secure shipping. Is anyone else failing to see how opening the UK store is gonna be profitable at all? Like, most people I know are gonna wait 4 weeks for their stuff if the alternative is having to spend $35 more. There’s a reason we were all excited about lower shipping costs. Nobody likes shipping costs.

Personally i just don’t understand at all why they would open one in the UK and not, you know within the EU

I have literally no idea. UK critters now save like $10 per purchase. Nobody else saves anything.