which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?
current first place: Mr. Mime.
Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime
frankly a corpse of a mr mime freaks me out more than a living mr mime so idk how to feel
Why would you add such an accurate and true but absolutely terrifying point to this.
– they have best friends – they’ll go out of their way to sit on their best friends, kiss their best friends, and share lunch with them – lettuce is to snails what a favorite ball is to a dog – if ur tasty they’ll give u gentle scrapes – they are SOCIAL!!!!! – they all have very distinct personalities and quirks – they like comfort, they are affectionate – u can actually tell when a snail is sleepy because they’ll only stick their stalks halfway out and wiggle them gently – they’re very curious – they’re very clean and they love maintaining their shells – cuttlebone YUMMY, make shell BIG
my brother has a very excitable mutt he rescued a little over a year ago and he named him walter which is a hilarious name for a dog already but gets ten times better whenever i hear my mom sighing, “WALTER, get a grip,” which is her standard response whenever he’s jumping and joyful-scream-crying and licking any human body part he can reach, which is HIS standard response any time a human goes out of his line of view for more than five minutes and then returns
17-year-old Juliane Koepcke was a German high school student studying in Lima; she dreamed of becoming a zoologist like her parents. On the 24th of December, 1971, Juliane and her mother, Maria, boarded a flight in Lima to fly to Pucallpa to meet her father.
During the flight, the airplane was struck by lightening and obliterated mid-air. The airplane plummeted to the ground, killing all 91 on board except for Juliane who fell to Earth still strapped to her seat. She suffered a broken collarbone, a laceration to her arm and a swollen eye. Juliane landed in the dangerous Amazon forest.
Over the forthcoming 11 days, Juliane used her knowledge to survive. She located a small stream and waded through the water deducing it would eventually lead to civilisation. She received numerous insect bites which subsequently became infected. She came across a boat and took the gasoline from the fuel tank to pour over her wounds to get rid of the maggots in her wounds. “I remember having seen my father when he cured a dog of worms in the jungle with gasoline,” she recalled. Juliane decided to stay with the boat hoping somebody would arrive and rescue her.
Eventually, three lumbermen arrived. They took Juliane to the lumber station which was a seven hour canoe trip away and from there she was airlifted to hospital. Following the ordeal, Juliana had numerous nightmares about the death of her mother. She went on receive a doctorate from Ludwig-Maximilian University and subsequently returned to Peru to conduct her research in mammalogy. In 2011, she wrote a biography on her experiences.
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