115 wrap up – Overdressed & Underappreciated

returnofismasm:

Imagine, a few years from now, Pike and Percy chilling, Percy’s brought out the good wine, and three (or five) glasses in, Pike’s like “You know I had huge fuckin’ thing for you for ages.”

Percy: “Whut.”

Pike: “What can I say, man, jail cell scarecrow really did it for me.”

So two fictional characters kissed, big deal.

Will Friedle, sweet summer child and sleeper warlock, about Kash kissing Keyleth way back when.

Well, and isn’t it funny how everyone got these deep questions about their characters and backstories and futures and feelings, and Vex got like, so you like bad boys, so how are things with your dad, so how are things with your boyfriend, so how does your brother feel about things with your boyfriend, and btw remember broom gate? And by funny I mean fucking infuriating and so, so much like everything that came before.

And let’s be real, this is how the Perc’ahlia break up went.

Someone panicked in the morning, argument ensued, emotionally constipated people decide to split up, maybe
Percy moodily moves back into the castle, Cassandra is very concerned
He mopes off into his workshop
Vex goes hunting to blow off some steam
Vex comes back to blow off some more steam in the form of break up sex
They traumatize a few choice members of the castle staff by leaving the door open
They also realize they’re being dumb and stop
Percy moves back into Vex’s house by sunset. Cassandra is mildly annoyed.

Can’t say I wouldn’t have preferred my version of it, but Percy the oblivious bicycle of literally every party member is kind of thematically perfect, so I’ll take it.