…that Nagini was actually some cursed human woman all along, and that Voldemort kept a cursed human woman as his pet and companion, and that Neville beheaded a human woman, and that even though the snake got better treatment from and was closer to Voldemort than literally anyone else, Bellatrix is still his baby mama?

Like. Don’t get me wrong. All of this is dumb and unnecessary. But like. I’d buy the snake lady being his baby mama before I buy that Hermione was tortured by a 36 weeks pregnant Bellatrix without noticing that in the slightest. And yes, keeping a human woman as a pet snake and then also fucking her makes the situation a LOT grosser, but if you decide to be gross, COMMIT, DAMMIT.

But no. No commitment. No continuity. Just a sexy Asian lady for the Fantastic Beasts movie, apparently. Lovely.