But honestly, though he is REALLY weird in a fucked up and occasionally sexy way, Artagan just seems so lonely? And like he just wants people to hang out with? So in a best case scenario, he just becomes that frequently visiting even weirder uncle to Keyleth’s weird aunt, looking after Whitestone’s Xth generation of quarterelves to mess with, occasionally meeting weird aunt Keyleth and her new boo J’Mon.

…Let me dream of happy endings, okay?