Disregarding all other ship discourse, you just have to love the fact that Percy’s first reaction when panicked has consistently been talking about how much he loves Vex, even when no one else knew about the specifics of their relationship yet. It happened during the Thordak fight, it happened after the reverse gravity ceiling of undead, and it happened with Pelor.
Tag: cr spoilers
somebody said that maybe vex and percy did the thing because of a pregancy “scare” (STOP EITHER WORSHIPPING OR DEMONIZING PREGNANCY, IT IS NOT A CONSEQUENCE, IT IS JUST A THING THAT HAPPENS, AND IT IS A REWARD ONLY IF THE PPL INVOLVED WANT IT TO BE, THAT’S NOT FOR ANYONE ELSE TO DECIDE, THANK YOUUUU) and it made a very unpleasant shiver run down my spine so allow me to offer up a diff reason
vex and percy did the thing instead of held a ceremony because they both had so much to do during their year off, almost all of which had to do with rebuilding whitestone. there was no time – and probably not enough capital and resources, anyway – to do a big thing, not when Percy was focused on taking over a lot of the things that his younger sister had to deal with while he was off adventuring, and not when vex was focused on building up her Grey Hunt and building her house and putting up the bakery and studying up on Orcus, and doing diplomatic things for/with Syngorn. maybe it was just one of those snap decisions in the middle of the night, when they were just too happy to not be running for their lives and just be able to spend some time to just be together, and one of them just went “hey, here’s a crazy idea.” maybe they did the thing because it had to just be a quick thing or else they’d never be able to do it.
and maybe they kept it a secret from the rest of VM because they didn’t know how anyone would react – not that VM would react super violently but because it was a decision they made on their own for themselves. maybe they didn’t tell at first because it was their prerogative. maybe they didn’t tell because they wanted it to be a surprise at the end of everything, something more to celebrate once they had won. maybe they didn’t tell coz they wanted to keep it a secret thing they could hold on to for themselves that wouldn’t affect or be affected by anyone else in VM. maybe they didn’t tell because they liked having a secret that’s all their own, even if it’s something as small or as big as this. or maybe they’ve been meaning to tell for a while but just never found the right time, and then there were no more right times to be had.
idk maybe them keeping it a secret isn’t quite as big a deal as we think it is. maybe we’re reacting to it being a secret only because they were reacting to it as a secret.
Also, Matt explicitly said he isn’t going to make anyone roll for pregnancy, so the only reason for this to happen would be for the players deciding to do so. And they kind of have cantrips to avoid pregnancy? And Taliesin has gone on record on how he doesn’t want stuff like this in his escapism?
I’m not sure what to tell you guys, either your fascination with Vex’s womb is kind of creepy, or that there are prefectly vaild reasons to get married completely without pregnancy being a factor. It’s kind of sad that that’s apparently a thing people need to be told, though.
God dammit I need to get this proposal fic done before canon takes it away from me…
maybe the grey hunt had something to do with Pelor picking vex. maybe the hunt used to be symbolic of Pelor ” hunting down and slaying the chained god “
that is honestly such a reach. he didnt hunt down tharizdun nor did he slay him. the grey hunt to me just seems like a whitestone tradition of poaching the local wild life for trophies. again. he has a church. filled with clerics and paladins that has devoted themselves to him. pelor picking vex over them is the equivalent of sarenrae picking scanlan over pike.
The Grey Hunt was very explicitly stated to be a religious
ritual under the helm of Pelor to choose a protector of the people and
lands of Whitestone – a place that has a special meaning to him because of what happened to Ioun, so much so that Pelor himself put a tree there.Praying directly to Pelor was required. And resulted in Vex being technically given a vision quest. The connection wasn’t the strongest, but it was also not not there.
Sure, the are
more devout out there, but where were they during, say, the Conclave? VM
has reached a level of ability that most mortals just never do, and for
a god who seems to be very adapt at warfare, it makes sense to settle for a level 17 ranger/rogue with a gigantic laundry list of accomplishments instead of some level 5 paladin somewhere who has given his entire life to Pelor and never done a bad thing in his life.for a god who seems to be very adept at warfare, what makes you think that his strongest warrior is 5th level? VM has been adventuring for 3 years. that’s a ridiculously short amount of time to attain their power. has the rest of the world just been frozen while they moved? you’re basing your entire argument on the assumption that VM is the only people in this entire world who isn’t too stupid to gain experience at a decent rate.
Well, no, half my argument is based on the assumption that this is not an MMORPG in which there are countless people leveling at any moment. The other half is based on exposition given to us during episode 94.
Most people live a life that does not involve adventuring. Some do, sure. We have seen guest stars getting as level 15 with Lionel, who was implied to have basically had a life of fighting. Tova somehow ended up in deep shit that led her to the hells. She was level 14. Kashaw and Zahra spend their days hunting monsters in Vasselheim. They got up to level 13. Matt has also frequently stated that Vox Machina now also outlevel the NPCs established as extremely capable, like Allura and Gilmore.
Kima actually offers great insight into how organized religion operates here. Bahamut is an even more militaristic god than Pelor, and yet Kima actually leaving her temple to do some good in the world was out of the ordinary. She had to hire people to go into the Underdark with her, instead of taking other high-level paladins with her on her vision quest. It fell to Allura to get her out of htere, no one at the temple bothered.
And then when chromatic dragons attack the world, everything Bahamut stands against, the temple can only be bothered to send one guy with VM. That was admittedly implied to be in a level with Kima (so, like, around 13), but it was one guy and one of their best. I’m pretty sure the head priest would be on a higher level, like Groon is pretty much a god-tier monk, but the nature of Groon is also kind of hazy anyhow. I’m pretty sure he is like a literal avatar of Kord or something.
And these are all people from the most ancient temples in Exandria. Their approach to these things is, as long as trouble doesn’t come knocking on our front door, we can’t be bothered. It’s strictly reactionary. And Vecna will not be knocking on anyone’s front door until the godhood thing has been achieved and it is already too late.
So there are two aspects to this: The gods have an interest to keep reality from breaking. To do that, they need champions who are capable and willing. Even with vision quests, or very clear signs that someone’s god’s antithesis is on the run, the willingness we’ve seen has been, you know, not the best.
And the level of capability? VM is a group of individuals who have basically reached demi-god tier. When Keyleth said “we’re gods, it’s fine!” she was proven wrong only by Matt forgetting how fall damage according to game rules works.
Level 17 gives you access to 9th level spells, spells so powerful they can also alter reality. That kind of magic is not common at all. If it were, Kerrek wouldn’t have been so disturbed by the fact that the resurrections worked. Clerics get access to revivify at level 5. They get their first “raise dead that have been dead for longer than a minute” spell at level 9. And yet, we know of a grand total of 3 clerics who have performed resurrections, while former adventurer Kerrek couldn’t find a single one for whatever happened in his backstory.
Another point where we can tell how levels for other people work: In episode 89, not a single one of the Vesrah druids was high-level enough to have access to True Resurrection. Not even the ancient gnome leader who has been “leveling” for a few hundred years. Best they could offer was a level 5 Reincarnation spell, which druids get access to at level 9. Uvenda then also stated that Keyleth had abilities far above her own when she achieved level 17 and her 9th level spells.
And yeah, VM got to where they are in three years. Other characters, even those with a background in adventuring, took at least a decade to achieve the kind of mastery of their skills that VM has right now. But that’s not because they gained experience at a decent pace, it’s because their curriculum has been insane. They killed a total of 7 dragons, devils of every rank, tickled a kraken…
Normal adventurers in this world don’t do that. Clerics and paladins who have to also serve their god, worhsip at temples, do good deeds, and deal with temple hierarchies do that even less – if they ever leave their temples to fight at all, as seen in the Vasselheim examples we got. The chances of there being a cleric or paladin of Pelor – whose main domain is agriculture, I was actually surprised he came off as militaristically minded – who is around the same level as VM, and with the same chances of stopping reality from breaking, is reeaaaally low.
And even if you disagree with that, no one can argue with the fact that VM get results, and they get those results as a team. So a promising team comes knocking on your door and offers to save the world for you, after they’ve already done so before, if only you could land a hand. That hand could very well have been some amazing paladin or cleric of Pelor’s somewhere, and given how not into VM he was, I’m pretty sure if someone as willing and capable existed, he would have simply pointed VM towards them.
But he didn’t. Instead he picked the person who had already prayed to him directly and is protecting the people and lands of Whitestone under his banner. Things are going to get hairy when trying to justify Scanlan and Percy getting the blessings from a god, but this? This made sense and has even been foreshadowed. The Grey Hunt is a lot more than just killing local wildlife for a fancy trophy.
maybe the grey hunt had something to do with Pelor picking vex. maybe the hunt used to be symbolic of Pelor ” hunting down and slaying the chained god “
that is honestly such a reach. he didnt hunt down tharizdun nor did he slay him. the grey hunt to me just seems like a whitestone tradition of poaching the local wild life for trophies. again. he has a church. filled with clerics and paladins that has devoted themselves to him. pelor picking vex over them is the equivalent of sarenrae picking scanlan over pike.
The Grey Hunt was very explicitly stated to be a religious
ritual under the helm of Pelor to choose a protector of the people and
lands of Whitestone – a place that has a special meaning to him because of what happened to Ioun, so much so that Pelor himself put a tree there.
Praying directly to Pelor was required. And resulted in Vex being technically given a vision quest. The connection wasn’t the strongest, but it was also not not there.
Sure, the are
more devout out there, but where were they during, say, the Conclave? VM
has reached a level of ability that most mortals just never do, and for
a god who seems to be very adapt at warfare, it makes sense to settle for a level 17 ranger/rogue with a gigantic laundry list of accomplishments instead of some level 5 paladin somewhere who has given his entire life to Pelor and never done a bad thing in his life.
I’m so sick of this
I’m so sick of people harping on Vex’s “greed.” Fans, trolls, even fellow party members. Tonight, it’s the very first thing Scanlan says about Vex to a God asking if she’s worthy of his blessing and divine gifts.
Vex and her brother ran away from their abusive father when they were teens. They went back to their hometown, to find their mother and entire village dead from a dragon attack. They had nowhere else to go.
Then they lived on their own, scrounging, scraping by. Vax became a thief and Vex lived in the woods. At one point she was captured by hunters and had to kill her way to freedom, something she never told Vax about and harbored a lot of anger and guilt over for years. They starved. They had next to nothing. They had to struggle for every bit of coin they got.
But sure yeah lol she’s so greedy and she hoards money, how ~hilarious~
You know that Vex, she’s greedy.
Everyone calling Vex greedy has never had to worry about whether they’d make rent of have enough food on the table next month. She’s never spent a single copper for herself, always just party funds for the party, who she tried to get the best deals for.
The only time she took something for herself was the broom. Which. Yeah. Okay. And now the business with the boots. But I mean, we forgive people for insulting all their friends in the most personal way possible after they just died, so why can’t we cut her some slack because of emotional trauma, geez.
EXACTLY. Like it’s not even that concealed that she and Vax had a rough time of things for a while there, and yet so many people are like “lol, greedy selfish weirdo.” What possible reason could a lower class woman, with no family connections to protect her, want with MONEY in a dangerous medieval-esque world? Money = food and safety = life.
It’s very telling to me that she never spent money on herself from the party funds, she used her own money. To the point that what she spent during the missing year cleared out her own savings.
That fucking broom, I swear to gods. I’m still mad about her getting slapped with an alignment change for that. Laura had never played D&D before and didn’t know that’s one of those old timey D&D “never ever” things and she got punished for it. For stealing a method of flight when they were facing down a group of terrifying evil FLYING dragons and had just lost their carpet. From a guy who was likely never gonna show up again. Made total sense to me at the time and I was really confused how many people flipped out like she’d murdered a child in real life or something, like that’s the degree of outrage that was flaring up around it and still does to this day. Personally I’m way more troubled by say, Scanlan’s rampant use of mind control on people, than I am by Vex stealing a broom from a rando one time.
But Scanlan is a man and that’s funny, and Vex is a woman so you gotta keep her in line, I guess?I don’t like that whole situation at all. It still really troubles me.Yeah we’re supposed to just forgive Scanlan for targeting his friends’ emotional vulnerabilities ruthlessly and running off, not letting them know if he was alive or dead for a year. But not ever let Vex forget about the damn broom. Because … um … reasons. Yeah.
Also. I mean. I was presented as a weak argument at the time, but she did steal from a necromancer. And it hadn’t been very long since they sorted out a necromancer’s mess. And before the dragons attacked, they were uncovering a necromancy cult. You know, the thing the plot is now about again.
What kind of damage you’d think Delilah Briarwood would have been able to dish out from a flying broom? Just throwing that out there.
Me, waiting for Scanlan to properly apologize to Vex with words:
Amen. Just because Vex isn’t openly showing her hurt feelings doesn’t mean she isn’t owed one giant fucking apology. And the fact that Scanlan also only seems to be capable of apologizing reactionary and not due to actually realizing how he hurt people doesn’t exactly speak favobly of him.
I’m so sick of this
I’m so sick of people harping on Vex’s “greed.” Fans, trolls, even fellow party members. Tonight, it’s the very first thing Scanlan says about Vex to a God asking if she’s worthy of his blessing and divine gifts.
Vex and her brother ran away from their abusive father when they were teens. They went back to their hometown, to find their mother and entire village dead from a dragon attack. They had nowhere else to go.
Then they lived on their own, scrounging, scraping by. Vax became a thief and Vex lived in the woods. At one point she was captured by hunters and had to kill her way to freedom, something she never told Vax about and harbored a lot of anger and guilt over for years. They starved. They had next to nothing. They had to struggle for every bit of coin they got.
But sure yeah lol she’s so greedy and she hoards money, how ~hilarious~
You know that Vex, she’s greedy.
Everyone calling Vex greedy has never had to worry about whether they’d make rent of have enough food on the table next month. She’s never spent a single copper for herself, always just party funds for the party, who she tried to get the best deals for.
The only time she took something for herself was the broom. Which. Yeah. Okay. And now the business with the boots. But I mean, we forgive people for insulting all their friends in the most personal way possible after they just died, so why can’t we cut her some slack because of emotional trauma, geez.
Lawful Good, more like Lawful A-hole
Pelor’s a jerk.
Why should anyone be “faithful” to him when he abandoned his land and the people there for 5+ years? Especially when the people who cleansed and restored that land (y’know, did his damn job for him), and killed a group of very dangerous dragons, show up and politely ask for aid and advice, and he treats them like dirt?
Not a fan. Not a fan at all.
It’s kind of hilarious and also thematically appropriate that Vex’s patron god turns out to be an asshole dad kind of guy, isn’t it?
…Silly Thought
So, god recruitment, huh? This kind of popped in my head last night, and I dunno, it’s dumb, but I like it.
So the group meets Pelor and kinda push Percy forward because, you know, patron god of his city and all that. And Percy tries, he tries so hard not to get all passive-aggressive at him. “Oh, yeah, nice tree you put there. Love what it did when everything went to shit. Absolutely nothing.” Because it’s Percy and he does not do well with this.
Pelor may or may not roll his eyes, but is kind of amused because there is a puny mortal sassing who might just be the most worshipped god in this setting and then lean over and smile at him. “Yes, well, I can tell there is not much ground for a connection between us. So why don’t you just go next door and talk to my wife while I talk to yours and see what we can do.”
Everyone: O_____O
Vex: “…Surprise?”
Percy: “…Yeah, that’s fair.”
