So if critical role would be best adapted as an animated series – which is a given, everyone could play themselves and you can do cool effects with less of a budget – the honey heist would be the obligatory random OVA of that animated series. 

And I mean the weirdass Itachi tries to make the perfect sunny side up eggs for 20 minutes kind of OVA.

arkhamarchitecture:

Alright so first of all, Percy had a plan to kill Scanlan and basically the only thing that saved Scanlan’s life was the loving mercy of one Vex’ahlia de Rolo. Percy does not have a plan to kill anyone else in VM because he’s not actually Batman but also because he wasn’t angry at anyone other than Scanlan. Mostly for projection reasons and abandonment issues.

But I’ve been thinking about it ever since Taliesin mentioned it and honestly? At first you’d think there’s no way Scanlan would lose a fight with Percy but… It’s not actually that hard for Percy to kill Scanlan? Like, at all.

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I agree with everything except the terrain. Unless Percy somehow stole the scrying eye from Keyleth, managed to use it regularly, and waited until Scanlan was terrain that was in favor of this plan, he had no way of choosing the terrain after his spies lost track of Scanlan. Only way to find him was to use the gate stone. Hm. And that emits pretty strong light, likely killing the surprise round. +11 initiative and action surge are still a thing, though.

(Also consider Kaylie would be around for this as well. And she seems very experienced with melee weapons.)

Grief – Chapter 3 – Kimiko93 – Critical Role (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]

“This is all so backwards, though,” she muttered. “You get money and
wealth to stay alive. To keep your family alive. Now I have all this
fucking money and other forms of wealth, and I still lost you. What the
fuck?” She was going to get such a headache from all this crying later
on, but fuck it. Wasn’t this what she was supposed to be doing?

“I mean, I-I know all this wealth is going to make sure that neither I
nor my kid will ever have to get involved with shady shit to feed
ourselves, not like the two of us had to, but, that’s just…” She buried
her head in her hands to avoid looking at the empty temple. “That’s not
what I ever hoarded money for! That was to get the two of us through the
next day, the next week, the next month. And now you’re gone, and I
won’t have do that anymore, ever, and I failed at the one job I had! If I’d had the diamonds ready immediately after you died, none of this would have happened!”

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Grief – Chapter 2 – Kimiko93 – Critical Role (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]

“Or you know what?” She asked eagerly. “If you don’t want to hear
this, come down here to stop me yourself! Ha! So… Hm. Where to start?
Then again, the fact that Percy and I are getting it on all the time is
probably not news to you anyway,” she mused. “How does this whole being
dead shit work, anyway? Are you just omniscient? Do you watch us doing
it? That’s so creepy. Huh. But then I guess you already know what the
true purpose of Manners is. Or, well, not the true purpose, but what we
have repurposed it for, at least…” She giggled hysterically again. “Not
recently though because of Percy’s aforementioned trepidations. Look at
me, using big ladylike words to discuss my sex life. Amazing.

“Not
much I can scandalize you with, then,” Vex realized disappointedly.
“Dammit, this was my greatest plan yet! Who needs true resurrection when
you can just gross out someone back to life?”

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Thess vs Manners

thessalian:

One of the opinions I saw expressed about the end of Vox Machina’s campaign, specifically Vax’s departure, was … something I feel needs discussing. The opinion was, “It shows how little respect Vox Machina has for Scanlan that they used Manners on him when he was just trying to defuse the situation with humour, the way he always does”. I think that’s harsh and unfair on so many levels. I can see where it comes from, but it relies on looking at Scanlan’s point of view and only Scanlan’s point of view.

I mean, I can see it from Scanlan’s point of view too. He tried so hard to save that last powerful magic so that he could use it to save Vax. He was put in the position where he had to choose his friend over the world. Scanlan chose the world … partly, I imagine, because his friend would want him to. Vax’ildan Vessar would not ever want his survival to come at the cost of the entire world. Vax understands sacrifice – pretty clearly, given how he ended up in his position in the first place. They sealed Vecna away … and as a result, Vax had to go, to fulfill his end of the bargain.

Scanlan had to be hurting over that. And his way of deflection is through humour, yes … but he has never, ever learned how to not do it when the situation doesn’t call for it. He has a low Wisdom score, as Sam himself admits, specifically because “Why do you think he does stupid shit all the time?”. Again, not blaming or saying that Scanlan is a bad person. Scanlan’s a well-developed character with flaws and that’s awesome. But Percy’s a character too … and what about his emotional state?

Consider: Percy’s two best friends – one of them his wife – grieving for Vax, who Percy himself sees as a brother by more than just the in-law bond. Percy with that pact with Ipkesh, the sort of thing that had nearly destroyed him before … but might have been able to bring Vax back. But Vax wouldn’t want that. Vax would want Percy to be there for Vex, and for Keyleth, and wouldn’t want to be responsible for the destruction of Percy’s soul. So Percy’s blaming himself for the same thing Scanlan is – “I could have saved him … but the cost is too high”.

You really expect him to just laugh when Scanlan’s saying, even jokingly, “You could have done something against your better judgement and saved him”?

You really expect him to just let Scanlan keep joking while Keyleth and Vex’s hearts are breaking right in front of him and the only things he could do would break their hearts worse? Because Scanlan never learned when to stop, and often takes a request to stop as a springboard for more jokes, because the jokes make him feel better, rather than a serious request to stop. Maybe Scanlan wouldn’t have continued, but that was a risk that Percy, with the contract with Ipkesh heavy on his mind, wouldn’t have wanted to take. He couldn’t bear being told, “There was something you could have done” because there was something he could have done … at a cost that Vax wouldn’t have wanted Percy to pay.

So, no, I don’t think that Percy using Manners on Scanlan in that situation was ‘a mark of how little they respect Scanlan’, any more than I think that Scanlan joking that he could have taken the Raven Queen if he’d had the gun that Percy always refused to give him is a mark of Scanlan being a bad person. They’re well-developed characters who don’t always make the right choices, on both sides. More, they’re family, and family fucks with each other with moderate impunity because it’s built on a foundation of love. Vax shaved off half of Grog’s beard. Vax stole Taryon’s armour and blamed it on Percy. Tary set dogs loose in Percy’s room not caring that he’d screw with Vex as well. Scanlan, understandable as his upset was, dismissed Percy leveraging his newly regained position as Lord of Whitestone (not to mention risking getting thrown in jail) to help Scanlan’s daughter and dismissed the source and centre of Pike’s beliefs as ‘weird magic shit’. But they still respect each other’s abilities on the field and are there for each other when shit gets real. Just sometimes they can’t see how real the shit has got for their friends on the emotional scale.

I get that people have favourites and they are precious cinnamon rolls and must be protected. That doesn’t mean “throw every other character under the bus”.

So with Scanlan being gnomish 22 and Pike likely being a bit younger than him, the twins being real time 28 which is half-elven 20 or so, Keyleth being around that age if not younger, Grog having no idea how old he is… It is now perfectly possible for Percy to actually be the most physically mature of the group. Sure, he’s like 23-25 in human years at most, but in those 24-ish years, he has reached more physical maturity than most, if not all, of the other members of VM.

And I think that’s hilarious.

(He’s still the youngest in total years, of course. And Taryon is also older than him ‘cause he’s measured the same way, making him 29 at the end of the series. Tary is the actual group grandpa.)

Real talk: The other gods totally call the Raven Queen Nera (or whatever her canon mortal name is in Matt’s setting) whenever they have to communicate. She’s the real new money here before Vecna came along.