Also, just as a note, Zahra said “at least the baby is safe.” And like, if she was referring to a pregnancy, that baby definitely wasn’t safe. But if they do in fact have an already born baby stashed away somewhere…
Tag: cr spoilers
I’m also massively side-eyeing Matt Colville for what he did on twitter. Yes, explaining how you would have run Vecna differently would be unsportsmanlike. But so is bringing that up in the first place.
HAH and now Laura will have to think about names for the quarter elves! Looking forward to meeting Chaloopah Titty Sprinkles de Rolo in the next campaign.
Between Arkhan and Artagan, next campaign’s villains have kind of an A thing going on.
I’m gonna be that person and quote myself from like two weeks ago:
Let us all take a moment to just remember and let it sink in and have it
ready to throw at the horrible part of this fandom that Marisha just
saved the campaign. Again.And got us all the weirdest, most confusingly
sexy sequence of events as of yet.
Honestly. Keyleth is probably the goddamn MVP for the entire campaign like what the fuck.
Meanwhile, in a Basement in Emon
(ALL OF THE SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 113!)
“Alright,
Princess, you really gotta stop fidgetin’ or I’ll just end up making it worse!”
The tiny woman she vaguely remembered lectured her while slowly trying to pull
the arrows out of Cassandra’s body, hands glowing softly with healing magic.
Fidgeting,
in this case, meant rocking back and forth while breathing heavily and desperately
fighting down the urge to vomit.
“I know,”
Cass managed to gasp, desperately trying to shake off the memory of the last
time she had been struck down by arrows, the warmth of the healing spell not
enough chase away the creeping cold and the sensation of snowflakes falling
down on her while she watched her brother get away. No, no, no snowflakes this
time. She wasn’t even outside. She was in some sort of basement, there were
only two arrows stuck in her, no one had left her behind… The cold still wouldn’t
go away, though.
“What, you
get into fights often?” The gnomish woman snorted. Cassandra vaguely recalled
her being the missing gnome’s daughter… Hailey? Miley? Something like that. “Didn’t
think you were the type.”
“I’m going
to get us whatever healing items I have left in stock,” Shaun announced.
“I wouldn’t
recommend doin’ that before someone takes care of that giant-ass cut across your
chest!” The gnome reprimanded him, accidentally yelling right into Cassandra’s
ear. The ringing was a good distraction, though.
“My dear, I’ve
gone toe-to-toe with an ancient dragon before. Twice,” Shaun informed her, his
usual bravado slowly returning to him. “This is nothing I can’t handle.”
“So have I,”
Cass said quietly. With one arrow removed and the wound it left behind closed
up, she could now feel the blood rushing through her veins again, trying to
fight off the cold for her. “Not in a fight, though, I just played hostess to
one. Which Mother used to say was a battle in its own right. All the
hospitality in the world didn’t keep her from killing my brother, though, and
while he sort of had that coming, I supposes that’s just what guests do to our
family…”
“Screw the
healing stuff, this one needs booze!” The gnome now more considerably didn’t
really yell into Cassandra’s ear. This one felt different, too, magical
somehow, and despite the volume and candor was almost pleasant.
“I’d still
categorize that as healing items,” Shaun declared, then Cass heard a door
close.
“A man
after my own heart!” The gnome declared. “And I don’t say that lightly.” She
then turned around to Cassandra once more. “Okay then, Princess, one more arrow
and we’re done here!” She announced while eagerly rubbing her hands together as
they started to glow again.
“My name is
Cassandra,” Cass somehow found it in herself to remind her healer. “Cassandra
Johanna von Musel Klossowski de Rolo of Whitestone, Guardian of the Woven
Stone.”
“…Yeah, I
think Princess is pretty apt.” The other woman said after a short pause. “I’m Kaylie.
Shorthalt, I guess, but don’t tell anyone I said that.” She winced. “You’re
the, what, sister of the white-haired asshole then?”
That made
Cassandra laugh a little despite herself.
“I suppose
so,” she confirmed.
“I won’t be
holdin’ that against you, don’t worry,” Kaylie assured her for some reason. “So,
uh… You come here often?”
So once again Matt averts the whole bury your gays thing, but damn if he doesn’t try REEEAAALLY hard to get there. Like. The attempts are escalating like fuck.
And I mean. I’ve always wanted Cass and Kaylie to hang out more. Uhm. Preferably under different circumstances.
Okay. Okay so. Calm down your nerves. Just. All three of them are save for the time being, having a gay old time in every sense of the word the world isn’t ending IT’S ALL GONNA BE OKAY
But honestly, though he is REALLY weird in a fucked up and occasionally sexy way, Artagan just seems so lonely? And like he just wants people to hang out with? So in a best case scenario, he just becomes that frequently visiting even weirder uncle to Keyleth’s weird aunt, looking after Whitestone’s Xth generation of quarterelves to mess with, occasionally meeting weird aunt Keyleth and her new boo J’Mon.
…Let me dream of happy endings, okay?