revolutionarygirlshati:

dao: ends with a royal speech in the warden’s honor, all warden’s friends come to say goodbye, the ruler of ferelden grants the warden a boon
dai: ends with a party in the inquisitor’s honor, all the inquisitor’s companions come to congratulate them, the inquisitor and their love interest share a romantic scene on a private balcony
da2: after five minutes of increasingly awkward silence surrounded by corpses, hawke skips town

chaos-and-cookies:

justiceforamydunne:

girl: *calls her boyfriend daddy during sex*

sigmund freud watching all of that from hell:

Bold of u to assume freud is watching this happen instead of calling the demons curtently pegging his ass with no lube “daddy” at this very moment