Spoilers up to episode 69 in text, 70 in spirit. “I feels really third grade in here.”

“For fuck’s sake…” Vax muttered and half-dragged, half-carried his sister with him. “Have you tried talking to him yet?”

“Oh,
sure!” She retorted, making a grand, sweeping gesture with her free arm
and most of her body, forcing him to tighten his grip on her. “Why
hello Percival, so glad you’re alive again, and by the way, I… I…” She
apparently couldn’t bring herself to say it.

Vax sighed deeply.

“You did it before, and I’m sure you can do it again and be a bit more eloquent about it.”

In
which Vex is stubborn, Percy is emotionally constipated, Vax is a
thoroughly annoyed but effective matchmaker, Scanlan and Keyleth find
their true calling, Pike is somewhat glad her service to Sarenrae tends
to keep her away from this train wreck, and Grog is both happy and
confused that he suddenly has more drinking buddies than he used to.  A
drama in 3 acts.

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@actualinspectorkemp got me into this horrible soap opera-esque mess. Suckered me into it with drama and a pairing and shit and now I can’t get out and write fanfiction out of frustration. And y’all get to suffer along with me.

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